Event XIV - Manly Cook Off

After sealing his victory, Dan agreed to judge the final event. Brendan and Mike take drastically different approaches to the challenge of the Manly Cook-Off but both put on an impressive displaying leaving them in a dead tie for second.

MAN

Event XIII - Balla'

Dan seals his manUGHtission victory with an upset over the big men in a gratuitous display of Balla'.

Event XII - Taco Eating Competition

Brendan claims another victory by enveloping more tacos than any other contestant.

Mike loses 150 bonus points for forgetting his girlfriend exists, twice.

Event XI - Obstacle Course

Mikey scurries to a first place finish in the obstacle course event.

Brendan earns 500 bonus points for completing the event in short shorts.

To our loving audience,

Let me just say, in retrospect, this was one of the worst/best ideas we've ever had. No more drugs for a while.

The boys have departed back to New York, and the curtains are closing on the first ever ManUGHtission. Somehow we all emerged alive. Fuck. I'm going to sleep.

Your host,
Mikael

PS There will be a lot more videos, sound bites and pictures posted over the next week since we haven't had time to go through and upload everything. Get excited.

PPS Dan - you suck. I'm taking you down in 2 years.

CHAMPION

The final scores are posted.  The champion and winner of manliest man title is Daniel the Maniel Atkinson.  Congratualtions, Dan.  We will see you in two years for the winter manUGHtission.

Dan earns 1500 bonus points for manliest passout for passing out in a chair two nights in a row.

Brendan earns 1500 points for manliest moment for defeating the cavernous abyss and reclaiming the lost golf disc and finding two bonus discs to save the game.

Dan earns 1500 bonus points for earning the most gold medals.

Event Change

Through a unanimous Man decision, the Best Mama Slam event will be replaced with Balla' and impromptu basketball game akin to H-O-R-S-E involving creative and mostly silly dunks/shots, personalized shot names required.

Butt Naked Wonda, Big Brotha Thunda and The Masta Blasta

Special Man recognition points going out to this crazy mother fucker and his Bella mafia Quackafellar Records Incorporated by Rhyme Syndicate Three Yellow Men Trillionaire Club.

Event X - Poker

Dan uses the power of Jackie Robinson and the 1946 Brooklyn Dodgers to grab a V in a 3 way stand up poker game.

Event IX - Shoot Off

Dan claims another victory and successfully cheats death for one more day at the shooting range.

Also, bizarro Mikey pays another unexpected yet fortunate visit.

Event VIII - Mr. Man America

In a frightening yet manly evening, the contestants faced a panel of women to decide who is to be crowned Mr. Man America. In a swath of mini-events Brendan continued his pride salvaging by taking home the blue ribbon.

Brendan earned 10 bonus points for completing a simple task that both Dan and Mike were too high to bother with.

Event VII - Disc Golf

Brendan swallows the shame from the previous night and comes roaring back in yet another manUGHtission upset.

Dan loses 500 bonus points for having his disc eaten by the great abyss.

Brendan gains 150 bonus points for finding a lost disc (thanks mike miller... just kidding, go fuck yourself).

Every contestant earns 500 bonus points for completing an entire event in short shorts.

Events V & VI - Manly Drink Off/Pain Endurance

The manly drink off and the pain endurance competitions quickly blurred together as one as the contestants gulped the night away. Unfortunately for an overzealous Brendan, he found himself vomiting in a bathtub 6 hours later, disqualified from both events.

Later Brendan helped to reclaim his pride by winning 500 points in an arm wrestling competition.

Dan earns 50 bonus points for finishing an unhealthily large breakfast at a local diner making the locals wonder - just where did these men come from and how did they become so manly?

Event IV - Marshmallow Toothpick Structures

After a short hiatus due to being 'gone', the videostream will now continue.

Dan clinches another first in an impressive display of manly engineering in the marshmallow toothpick building competition.

Also, bizzaro mike makes his first appearance.

Also, Brendan earns 150 bonus points for a swimming sprint.

Event III - Arcade Showdown

In a major manUGHtission upset, mike grabs the win in the arcade showdown. brendan on his heels and dan not far behind with a final score of 8-6-5.

Dan earns 500 bonus points for winning the NY caption rematch mini-event then looses 25 for drinking a drink named the "Sophia".

Event II - New York Caption Game

Dan and Brendan come away with a tie for first in a harrowingly nonsensical round of NY Caption Game.

Bonus Point update

Brendan won 100 bonus points from mike for an idiotic bet.

Mike won 50 bonus points from Dan for collecting zero hearts in hearts.

Event I - Throwing Things

Dan clinched the first event victory with a manly display of throwing via distance, accuracy, water skipping, tomahawk throwing and various other incarnations of tossin'.


Mike earned 50 bonus points for being the first man to bleed.


Brendan earned 50 bonus points for throwing an object over a stupidly tall tree.


Mike earned 10 bonus points for suggesting a baby's skull as a manUGHtission trophy.


Mike lost 10 bonus points for commenting on how pretty "these flowers are".

Surprise Bonus Event

In a spontaneous and inebriating series of Go Fish, Brendan is awarded 500 Bonus Points.  With the opening ceremonies on full blast it's hard to hear oneself think over the crowd of adoring fans and troves of women throwing themselves mercilessly at our fiery loins.

Footage to come soon. Burritos to come now.

Day 0

LET THE GAMES BEGIN