Event I - Throwing Things

Dan clinched the first event victory with a manly display of throwing via distance, accuracy, water skipping, tomahawk throwing and various other incarnations of tossin'.


Mike earned 50 bonus points for being the first man to bleed.


Brendan earned 50 bonus points for throwing an object over a stupidly tall tree.


Mike earned 10 bonus points for suggesting a baby's skull as a manUGHtission trophy.


Mike lost 10 bonus points for commenting on how pretty "these flowers are".